MR. KOLPERT at The Silo -
November 26 until December 18

Slide into the abyss of impropriety, as desserts are smashed into faces, pizzas smeared onto walls. People get kicked in the face, strangled and pummelled to death. There is urination, blood, orange juice and vomit. Sit in the front row and be prepared for an anointing of sorts - this is splatter-fest comedy at its most visceral.

MR. KOLPERT at The Silo -
November 26 until December 18

Slide into the abyss of impropriety, as desserts are smashed into faces, pizzas smeared onto walls. People get kicked in the face, strangled and pummelled to death. There is urination, blood, orange juice and vomit. Sit in the front row and be prepared for an anointing of sorts - this is splatter-fest comedy at its most visceral.

Ralf and Sarah are bored. They bought the remix. They went to the opening. They collected vintage sports shoes. They bought the air freight copies. They took heaps of pills. They moved in. They moved out. They transferred. They specialised and they processed. They converted. They started over. And now they have murder on their minds.

In a modern apartment, said couple invite a work colleague and her boring husband over for dinner. The glittery chitter-chatter grinds to a halt when Ralf informs the guests that there's a dead body in the room. It's hooray for homicide as the veneer of normality dissipates and hospitality implodes. Get served a bourgeois bloodbath - murder, mayhem and pizza.

Thrown together by Silo Theatre director Shane Bosher, the grim parlour games employ a soundtrack that challenges our childhoods and fight scenes that make Quentin Tarantino's Bride look like a soft-cock.

Indulge in murder, mayhem and pizza with
Adam Gardiner (New Gold Dream; Ladies Night)
Lauren Jackson (Play 2; The Perfect Creature)
Toby Leach (Cloud 9)
Simon London (Disco Pigs; Romeo & Juliet)
and Jackie van Beek (Sex With Strangers)

Playing from November 26th through till December 18th, bookings can be made through Response Ticketing on
09 300 3700 or at www.response.co.nz

On February 4 2005, Anthony Burgess' controversial cult classicA CLOCKWORK ORANGE slams onto the Auckland stage, in what promises to be one of the standout theatrical experiences of AK05.

The basis for one of the most notorious films ever made, this is a virtuoso exploration of the morality of free will. Featuring the talents of Danielle Cormack, David Aston, Adam Gardinerand directed by Andrew Foster, Silo Theatre's production is created for Auckland. Now.

Does society create evil or do we create an evil society?

Get Clockwork for Christmas.