Nothing goes down better at Christmas than some political satire as Lyndon Hood clearly understands.... Courtesy of Scoop: Culture

Questions for Oral Answer: Alternate Universe Satire by Lyndon Hood- Actual Questions for Oral Answer (13/12/2005), NZ Parliament:

Rt Hon Winston Peters: The answer to that question is to be found in 3 years of emails of the National Party's internal workings, where the New Zealand Herald is concerned. [Interruption] Oh, I know what those members are thinking: they are wondering whether I have one telephone book full of those emails, or 10. Well, I have to tell those members that, in all this excitement, I myself clean forgot to count them. But given that this is the most damaging information seen in the Western World, and could blow their political heads clean off, they have to ask themselves whether they feel lucky. Well, do they €”punks? Alternate Universe Satire

Image: The Right Hon Winston Peters loosens up for the summer break with a little movie star impersonation.Nothing goes down better at Christmas than some political satire as Lyndon Hood clearly understands.... Courtesy of Scoop: Culture

Questions for Oral Answer: Alternate Universe Satire by Lyndon Hood- Actual Questions for Oral Answer (13/12/2005), NZ Parliament:

Rt Hon Winston Peters: The answer to that question is to be found in 3 years of emails of the National Party's internal workings, where the New Zealand Herald is concerned. [Interruption] Oh, I know what those members are thinking: they are wondering whether I have one telephone book full of those emails, or 10. Well, I have to tell those members that, in all this excitement, I myself clean forgot to count them. But given that this is the most damaging information seen in the Western World, and could blow their political heads clean off, they have to ask themselves whether they feel lucky. Well, do they €”punks? Alternate Universe Satire

Image: The Right Hon Winston Peters loosens up for the summer break with a little movie star impersonation.